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OffbeatMan Opens Can of Beans, Finds Just One Bean

11:46  07 september  2019
11:46  07 september  2019 Source:   mentalfloss.com

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What he found inside would’ve broken the spirit of even the most steadfast optimist: A pathetic, lone bean drowned in a sea of savory-yet-unsatisfying bean juice. Smith handled the catastrophe the old-fashioned way, by tweeting a video of his miserable meal and tagging the culpable corporation.

Steve Smith opened his tin of Heinz beans and found there was only one swimming in bean juice. Steve Smith, 41, came home from a long day of work and was looking forward to one of life’s simple pleasures – beans on toast. But his plan was ruined when he opened the tin and found just one

Man Opens Can of Beans, Finds Just One Bean© Oli Scarff/Getty Images Man Opens Can of Beans, Finds Just One Bean

In Heinz-sight, Steve Smith should’ve ordered take-out for his Tuesday night dinner.

The 41-year-old Conservative councilor in Bristol, England toldThe Independent that he returned home late from a residents’ meeting and tore open the last can of Heinz Beanz from a multipack in the cupboard.

What he found inside would’ve broken the spirit of even the most steadfast optimist: A pathetic, lone bean drowned in a sea of savory-yet-unsatisfying bean juice.

Smith handled the catastrophe the old-fashioned way, by tweeting a video of his miserable meal and tagging the culpable corporation.

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Excited to open the can of beans for a quick meal, Smith was upset to only find a singular bean in the entire can. He bought the particular item from a multipack tin from Tesco online, but to his surprise the can mostly contained “ bean juice” and not the legumes themselves.

Excited to open the can of beans for a quick meal, Smith was upset to only find a singular bean in the entire can. He bought the particular item from a While the bean tragedy proved inconvenient for Smith, he shared on Twitter that it has been “a bit of light relief” for him. “ I ’ve had more interest this

“I thought it was funny—but annoying,” Smith told The Independent. “I thought they might see the funny side.” Heinz responded with an apology and a request for Smith’s details, hopefully to offer him a lifetime supply of beans.

To put it in perspective, an average can of Heinz contains around 465 beans, enough to make your intestines groan. Smith said he eats a can every couple weeks.

For those of you worried that the woebegone bloke went to bed famished, you can rest assured that this story has a happy ending ... at least if you associate happy endings with eggs. Smith scrambled some up to fill the leguminous void in his stomach (and his heart).

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