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SportOpinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics

21:10  14 august  2019
21:10  14 august  2019 Source:   usatoday.com

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I’m sorry, that would be THE Ohio State University.

Ohio State has filed an application to trademark the word “the,” which just happens to be the most commonly used word in the English language. What’s next? Charging campus guests for the air they breathe? Imposing a sunshine tax for games at The Horseshoe? Asking anyone with a buckeye tree in their yard for royalties?

“Like other institutions, Ohio State works to vigorously protect the university’s brand and trademarks,” spokesman Chris Davey told The Columbus Dispatch.

Ohio State Seeks Trademark On The Word 'The'

Ohio State Seeks Trademark On The Word 'The' Ohio State University submitted an application to the United States Patent and Trademark Office in efforts to trademark the word “The.” © Angie Wang/Associated PressThey want to use the university’s name on items with the phrase "The Ohio State University" which can be used to market items for sale, which includes "clothing, namely, t-shirts, baseball caps and hats." Your browser does not support this video require(["binding"], function (binding) { binding("wcVideoPlayer", "#video_player_4e99af2d-df85-495c-950b-fc534a52f89e").all(); }); The application was submitted on Aug. 8.

Uh-huh.

The trademark application is for the use of “The” when it’s used in conjunction with “Ohio State University,” formalizing what athletes, NFL players in particular, have been trying to make happen for years. They will proudly announce they’re from “THE Ohio State” or “THE Ohio State University,” with an emphasis on the “The.”

As if there is some other Ohio State or Ohio State University that is creating great confusion, and we are all crying out for some way to distinguish them.

There is not, of course. When you say Ohio State, it’s pretty much a given you’re referring to the school with 66,000-plus students that’s located in the state capitol and has one of the most iconic programs in college football.

Ohio State is so ubiquitous, in fact, that if you’d say “Ohio state governor,” most people would assume the school has a governor and not realize you’re referring to the state’s actual governor.

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Yes, there is an Ohio University, but if either school is suffering by comparison, it’s the smaller (by half) one some 80 miles southeast of Columbus. Besides, Michigan and Michigan State have managed to co-exist just fine for more than 150 years now, and they’re even in the same athletic conference.

No, this is pure pretentiousness by Ohio State, which apparently thinks putting “the” in front of its name proves that it is vastly superior to all other schools. Sure, alums and Ohio State fans will love it, and will no doubt be snatching up sweatshirts, hats and anything else with a “THE” on it.

To everyone else, however, it’s a source of endless hilarity -- at Ohio State’s expense. It might be a sound business decision, though even that is up for debate, but it makes Ohio State look smug. And just a tad insecure, as Ohio University was quick to point out Wednesday.

“Good morning from THE first university in the state of Ohio,” the school said on its official Twitter account, followed by a smirking emoji.

Ohio State University wants to trademark the word 'The'

Ohio State University wants to trademark the word 'The' The Ohio State University is attempting to trademark the word "the," according to an application with the US Patent and Trademark Office. © Scott W. Grau/Icon Sportswire/Getty Images COLUMBUS, OH - SEPTEMBER 09: A general view of the sign above the player's tunnel and scoreboard during game action between the Oklahoma Sooners (5) and the Ohio State Buckeyes (2) on September 9, 2017 at Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. (Photo by Scott W. Grau/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) Application No. 88571984 was filed Thursday, and the school seeks to use the word "the" mainly on t-shirts, baseball caps and hats.

It doesn’t help that the “THE” gear Ohio State is already selling looks, to put it nicely, silly. Like proclaiming yourself a proud member of a club no one else is interested in joining. Nice for you, but …

Also, if someone doesn't know the backstory, they're going to see a THE hat and wonder what the heck it means. Or what prompted your intense love for definite articles.

Most mind-boggling in all of this is that Ohio State probably spent a lot of time, money and effort looking into this trademark -- and still decided it was a good idea.

In fact, it's one of the worst ideas Ohio State has had in a while. Make that THE worst idea.

Follow USA TODAY Sports columnist Nancy Armour on Twitter @nrarmour.

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Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics
Opinion: Ohio State with THE dumbest idea in college athletics

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