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US Man's tongue-in-cheek obituary blames Cleveland Browns

23:11  30 december  2017
23:11  30 december  2017 Source:   ap.org

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HURON, Ohio — An Ohio man ' s tongue - in - cheek obituary blames the winless Cleveland Browns for contributing to his demise. The obituary published in the Sandusky Register says Paul Stark died Wednesday at a hospice facility after a brief illness "exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the

An Ohio man ' s tongue - in - cheek obituary blames the winless Cleveland Browns for contributing to his demise. The obituary published in the Sandusky Register says Paul Stark died Wednesday at a hospice facility after a brief illness 'exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns .'

Cleveland Browns quarterback DeShone Kizer (7) walks off the field after losing to the Chicago Bears 20-3 in an NFL football game in Chicago, Sunday, Dec. 24, 2017. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh) © (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh Cleveland Browns quarterback DeShone Kizer (7) walks off the field after losing to the Chicago Bears 20-3 in an NFL football game in Chicago, Sunday, Dec. 24, 2017. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

HURON, Ohio (AP) An Ohio man's tongue-in-cheek obituary blames the winless Cleveland Browns for contributing to his demise.

The obituary published in the Sandusky Register says Paul Stark died Wednesday at a hospice facility after a brief illness ''exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns.''

The football team was 1-15 last season and 0-15 this year ahead of Sunday's finale in Pittsburgh.

Even so, Stark's obituary included a nugget of the optimism voiced by some long-suffering fans. It says the 80-year-old Mansfield native ''passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner.''

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